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左：暑いな

右：うっせぇな、言う必要なくね？

左：じゃあ、どうしたらいいのだね！？

右：なんか、喩えて言ってくれよ。そのままじゃなくさ〜。

左：分かった…

右：………

左：まるでゴリラの体毛で筆を作り、その筆でイカの上に「筆ペン」と書いたかの様な…

右：様な？

左：いや、煮しめた「フリテン君　4巻」をピラミッドの頂点で乾燥させつつ、乾くまでの間、ピラミッドの麓で仲本工事に見つめさせたままイモを煮込んだかの様な…

右：様な？

左：いや、約2cmほどだが浮く事が出来るようになった大仁田(a.k.aニタ)を、大好物の大根でおびき寄せ、土管に詰めて、通りすがりの波田陽区に大振りな冷凍マグロで土管を殴らせた様な…

右：様な？

左：いや、「イシャはどこだ！？」と言ってる人からスパナを取り上げた様な…

右：様な？

左：いや、財布の札入れの部分から、手書きのクワマンの箸の持ち方の指南書が出て来たかの様な…

右：もう、よくない？

左：…この前コンビニに入って来たギャル二人組が「すげぇクーラー効いてんですけど！マジヤバくない？」って言ってたよ。

右：そっか。ヤバいんだな、その状況はギャルにとっては。

左：もう、暑さの限界を越えた。「ぶ暑い」だ。

右：ふ〜ん。

ジーパンを買う

私は、私の中にある物欲に抗いません。
欲しい物は欲しいから買いたいと思うので、欲しいと思う物は買いたいからです。

そんな口上はどうでもよく、ともかく「15 jyugo」というところのジーパンを買いました。
こういった経年変化の楽しめる物はとても好きです。
革とか木とか。

デニムもその一つです。
色落ちしていく様は、自分だけの歴史とも言える皺を残していくようでたまりません。

そんなにジーパンに詳しい訳ではありません。
なんか、大戦モデルとか66とか、そういうのはよく分からんです。

とにかく、テーパードがキツくなく、程よい太さと生地の厚みがあり、セルビッヂで、なるべく濃い紺である。
それくらいです。
で、それくらいの条件だとたくさん種類があるんです。

しかし、私にはあと一つだけ譲れないポイントがあるんです。
それは、後ろのポケットにステッチが無いのは嫌なんです。
シンプルイズベストというのは分かるのですが、何と言うかせっかく主張出来る場所があるのにしないのは、考える事を放棄しているというか、手抜きに感じられるからです。

そこをふまえて永遠とネットサーフィンをしている時にみつけたのが、この「15jyugo」というブランドでした。
もう、ステッチ云々を越えてポケットの形自体が「丸」でした。
これは他のモデルでも丸形ポケットを使用しているようで、ブランドの「推し」部分のようです。

実際に試着をするべく、代官山の方にあるお店に実際に行ってみると、余裕で普通の1Kのアパートでした。
入り口に小さく「開」とか書いた立て札のような物しか置いていないので、一瞬入るのに勇気がいります。
だって、すげぇ人の家にしか見えないんだもん。

玄関を入るとすぐ横がレジで、なんだか玄関を入るとすぐ横がレジのような感じでした。
店員さんというか、たぶんデザイナーの人もとても良い感じの人で、なんだかデザイナーというか店員さんもとても良い感じでした。
試着する時はその1Kの「1」の方がまるまる試着室に変わるので、すげぇ広い試着室というか、まるで1Kの「1」の方がまるまる試着室に変わったような感じでした。

履いた感じは、厚みはあるけど固すぎず、インディゴの濃さもかなりあります。
多少股上が深めですが野暮ったさも無く、ステッチにも色々な色の糸を使ってるので楽しげです。パッチもスウェードで良い感じです。
ただ、一つ難点を挙げるとすれば、フロントのボタンがつまらないです。
それと、もし改名出来るのなら「一一(いち はじめ)」に改名したいです。
それと、ヒヤシンスって変な名前で、超ウケる。


話をまとめると、色落ちしたジーパンを最初っから買うのも楽で良いけど、すでに色落ちしてる場所にさらに自分の皺が入っていって変な風になるに決まってるから、ワンウォッシュのジーパンも是非どうぞ。って感じです。

HAHAHA

I have to go.
The car I bought for the first time
in my life is coming to my house.
In fact, I've already decided song what I'm listening first in my car.
That is the song I listened at first in my life in my mom.
It was good.

Looking back once in a while.
I tried to show someone me big tooth and nail.
There was always something nervous in me.
No car, No license. I'm nothing.
Ha ha ha.

Suddenly!
Can you listen this song
I made last night?

I didn't make this song last night.
Ha ha ha.

Looking back once in a while.
I tried to show someone me big tooth and nail.
There was always something nervous in me.
No song, No sense. I'm nothing.
Ha ha ha.

The world is your oyster

Because we come to conclusion immediately,
because we could express yourself immediately,
so we don't think much even if comes to look down on ourselves.

Because we don't allow all but our conception,
because we are sometimes lacking imagination,
it would be a system of discovering crazy or we are tried and just failed.

Mindless.
Arrogant.
We misunderstand freedom.

Cunning.
Egoistic.
We discriminate without cause.
We may not change us but we should know "Good enough" .

The world is your oyster.
Work out your life to the end
with your sense of values.
It gives you fruit full life.

Go down like a lead balloon

I know that he hates them to talk about boring story.
I know that he has no idea though he always makes complains.
He is very stubborn, and he is deaf to all kinds of opinion.
Strictly, he always say "Yes" once, but he never do it.

Though I've talked big about him like that.
That will almost hold good for us.
I have been said "You should die" one day.
I thought I would try to make him laugh.

I know no one can laugh from their hearts about his story.
I know he put on airs for others unusually any way.
He looks down on all, and he writes down everything as useless.
Just scanning the internet in a break, he proudly pretends to know.

Though I've talked big about him like that.
That will almost hold good for us.
I have been said "You should die" one day.
I thought I would try to make him laugh.
Just now.

Go down like a lead balloon.
He didn't budge by even a fraction.
I felt be wielded in a moment.
Go down like a lead balloon.
He said to me "What a boring story" .
That is what it all boils down to.

Though I've talked big about him like that.
That will almost hold good for us.
I could eliminate mean man like him.
But I thought I would try to make him laugh.
Just now.

Go down like a lead balloon.
That is what it all boils down to.

It is the same old story.

Bad tooth

Good bye everyone it's time to be good.
I got that I can do nothing if I'm here.
It's just a stone even a huge rock in a sense.
That's why I leave.Good bye.

I went to the pool everyday in the summer
when I was primary school children.
In a day, my mom gave me some money.

I went to the good pool
I wanted to I climbed slide from the another side.
Then I slipped and knocked my face against the slide.
In the end I knew that I lost my front tooth.

As time goes on, I think it's good.
I put on false tooth in my mouth.
But I think it will never be decayed tooth.

Good bye everyone it's time to be good.
I got that I can do nothing if I'm here.
It's just a stone even a huge rock in a sense.
That's why I leave.Good bye.

As time goes on, I think it's good.
What is done can be regrets I recommend you should make time machine.

Good bye everyone it's time to be good.
I got that I can do nothing if I'm here.
It's just a stone even a huge rock in a sense.
That's why I leave.Good bye.

Say to your self

It's really satisfied?
You will deny it first of all
even if you don't know at all
if you have never care.

It's really your opinion?
You will call it names hard
with using for anonymous position
without cause.

It's really satisfied?
You will discriminate unjustly
even if you have nothing to do
if you can't understand it.

It's really satisfied?
You will look down on without
thinking it means that it would be
lower yourself.

Why don't you think it over?
Do we have always respectable behavior
in addition anonymous,
as we talk big with looking from above?

I wanna say "Say to yourself".
Before express yourself.
There is more than one way.
I wanna say "Say to yourself".

You can say anything
very proudly because we don't know who you are.
You can say nothing
though if someone in front of you.

I wanna say "Say to yourself".
Before express yourself.
There is more than one way.
I wanna say "Say to yourself".

Say to yourself!